Cramps, mood swings, and of course bloating are some of the gifts that periods give to women. Luckily, some people on the internet always find ways to make things better, no matter what. In this article, we have compiled a set of funny tweets about periods. Take a look, and do share a laugh with your friends!
1.
just got my period. covering the mirrors and lowering the flag to half mast
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) February 25, 2015
2.
My period overflowed over my menstral cup and over my backup pad in a big gush down my leg at the hardware store which means I own it now. This is Jennifer’s home hardware and you will treat me with respect and also fetch me a mop plz
— Jennifer McAuliffe (@JenniferJokes) May 19, 2019
3.
hey government, stop taxing my period. My period is
already taxing enough
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) May 11, 2015
4.
Just got so frustrated with my period that I whispered "you're being unreasonable" at my uterus.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) November 12, 2015
5.
[arm falls off] probably cuz my period’s soon
— soup rabbit (retired) (@hellohappy_time) June 13, 2018
6.
My biggest period craving is a slice of perfectly dark & moist chocolate cake that I've imagined, but never actually eaten.
— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) May 26, 2020
7.
Period:?Guess who's back… Back again?
Me: Ugh, can we not do this today?
Period: I can come back in 9 months?
Me: Keep fucking singing.
— Lacey Nycole (@LaceyNycole) December 5, 2015
8.
i know i have too many nonsense apps open on my phone when i resort to my period tracker app to ground me spiritually
— Aparna Nancherla ?? (@aparnapkin) February 23, 2020
9.
COWORKER: Hi, this is embarrassing. *whispers* can I borrow a tampon?
ME: Sure, just leave it on my desk when you’re done.— Mom Jeans (@momjeansplease) September 19, 2019
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11.
My period: k I'm out
Me: you sure? Got all your shit?
My period: yeah
Me: ARE YOU SURE?????
My period: yeah, for sure, bye.
*doesn't wear pad/tampon*
My period: actually wait, let me halla at you for a second………— Mugiwara Medusa 837???? (@bald_medusa) July 30, 2019
12.
me wishing my period would come tf on so we can get it over with pic.twitter.com/FpoIMKMnSw
— tracy clayton jr the 3rd (@brokeymcpoverty) July 28, 2020