There is a group on Facebook that shares images of particularly cursed toilets with threatening auras. Sometimes creepy, sometimes scary, sometimes just hilarious – these cursed toilets have become a viral sensation. We have compiled pictures of some of the most cursed ones:
#1. Wormhole to Hell
Imagine sitting next to warped space-time that is just next to your toilet. Your foot slips and there you go, falling and plunging into the drainage. A haunting 3D artwork, and you really gotta give it to the artist.
#2. Stare into the pit of darkness
Not sure whether this is a transparent glass floor, or an extremely clever 3D artwork on a reflective floor? Either way this is terrifying as fuck. You walk over the pit of darkness and then you stare into it as you relieve yourself. It’s gonna be easy.
#3. Stairway to Toilet
Wouldn’t it just be so much easier to go into the woods? Imagine having a sudden emergency and then you are scrambling up the ladder in utmost haste, and you’ll be done before you even reach the top. What would even be the point of setting it up so high?
#4. These urinals are supposed to be “hygienic”
A designer created these concept urinals, to minimize mess and maximize hygiene. But uh, I hate myself for saying this, wouldn’t people be sticking their pee-pee into the same tiny holes one after another? How is that hygienic in any way is beyond me.
#5. This toilet was getting married
That’s the only possible explanation. Why else would a toilet be dressed in embroidered lace and crochet?
#6. Speaking of going in the woods
Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Yes, yes, it does.
#7. Lord Zucc’s toilet
I’m not going to explain that for you. But that place could be only be reached by a lizard and used only by a large humanoid reptile. Sorry, Zucc! But memes don’t lie.
#8. “Come on! You can do it!”
Imagine a bunch of people cheering you up as you sit with your bowel movement contemplation. I don’t know but it might help in err.. constipation?
#9. Those who are scared of creepy dolls, haven’t seen this
Horror movies show little dolls or little girls dressed in weird frocks as plot devices that are creepy and send shivers down your spine. Imagine a creepy toilet, dressed in a weirdest frock, lurking in your restroom. It’ll make you crap your pants, which is kinda the whole point.
#10. Someone brought in the wrong ruler
On the plus side, people from outside will be 100% sure that there surely is someone in there.
#11. Walking on thin glass
Just two steps. But below you’ll see a bottomless pit of darkness, and if the glass cracks… Good luck!
#12. Houston, we have a plumbing problem
“Have you tried turning it on and off?”
“No, we haven’t. No one is gonna reach into those dark green waters, who knows what monsters might be hidden inside.”
#13. Modern problems require modern solutions
This seems like a pretty impressive and creative way to turn a squat toilet into a sitting toilet! Just hope that the rear legs of the chair don’t slip off the edge.
#14. When your grandma knits a sweater for your toilet
Grandmas do all kind of bizarre things. Guess what she did last Christmas? After knitting you a sweater that you are embarrassed to wear, she knit another one for your toilet. And guess what, he was proud to wear it.
#15. Helpful for those who have stage fright
So you go up on the stage. There is palpable tension and stress, beads of sweat form on your forehead, your palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms heavy. And before there comes vomit on your sweater already, voila! there is a toilet up on the stage. Sit down, and continue the “performance.”
#16. You don’t like this toilet? Tubad
What’s the difference between a tuba and a tuba toilet? You have to flush a tuba toilet before it sucks.
#17. Is this toilet cursed, or blessed?
Personal opinions may vary but I think this is a very blessed toilet. You never run out of toilet paper here. But you might start wondering about the reasons why someone thought of doing this.
#18. This is just so damn wrong!
The floor tiles? Hideous. The colour of the walls? Repugnant. And who puts the toilet paper roll that way?
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