Do successful people inspire you? Do their habits make you want to change your lifestyle?
If the answer is YES, this article is not for you because you’re on your way to seeing these things with funny glasses.
We might not inspire you the way certain people do, but we promise some highly entertaining content or at least a different perspective.
Take a look at these tweets and make whatever changes your life needs.
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The most successful people I've met
1. Get up when I want
2. Except on Wedesdays
3. When I get rudely awakened by the dustmen
4. I put my trousers on
5. Have a cup of tea
6. And think about leaving the house. https://t.co/u7PgXSANWY— Blood & Mud Rugby Podcast (@bloodandmud) June 18, 2018
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The most successful people I've met are:
1. Never gonna give you up
2. Never gonna let you down
3. Never gonna run around and desert you
4. Never gonna make you cry
5. Never gonna say goodbye
6. Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you https://t.co/lve6iVs8Ht— Max Fagandini (@MaxFagandini) June 19, 2018
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The most successful people I've met always:
1. Want to be with you
and
2. make believe with you
and
3. live in harmony
4. harmony
5. oh love https://t.co/Cmn2fg9nHy— Jeremy Nickurak – (mastodon: @atrus@toot.cafe) (@gehrehmee) June 19, 2018
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The most successful people I've met:
1. Are plagued with anxiety
2. Consistently have trouble sleeping
3. Feel like they're waiting for everyone to discover they're a fraud
4. Stop in the middle of work to post 200 cat gifs to chat
5. Are surprised when things go well https://t.co/zv2TVIZXdC— Aura (MOOMANIBE@Cohost) (@MOOMANiBE) June 15, 2018
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The most successful people I've met:
1. Study daily
2. Eat well
3. Thrive on others
4. Are literal sharks in the ocean
5. Are one of 7 horcruxes
6. Replace their DNA w/ blockchain
7. Have eagles take them to Middle Earth
8. Own 2 dragons, 1 undead
9. Eat only the middle of Oreos https://t.co/QKCcnzzxua— Sarah Drasner (@sarah_edo) June 12, 2018
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The most successful people I’ve met:
1. Are famous for stealing hamburgers (and the police can’t do shit)
2. Are the Hamburglar https://t.co/Xk69XOgL8h— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) June 14, 2018
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The most successful people I've met:
1. People who aren't me
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7.— Fred Delicious ? (@Fred_Delicious) June 14, 2018
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The most successful people I've met:
1. Take good naps
2. Eat regular meals
3. Enjoy exercise
4. Like a good treat
5. Covered in fur
6. Aren't actually people
7. Are golden retrievers https://t.co/K1yNGvgadT— TechnicallyRon (On all the platforms) (@TechnicallyRon) June 14, 2018
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The most successful people I’ve met:
1. Want nothing to do with me
2.— Rads (@_radsy) June 15, 2018