Sleeping well is as important as eating well, or maybe more. Some people don’t get to sleep well due to anxiety, sleep disorders, and other conditions. Needless to say, seeing a doc and getting it fixed is the best choice one can make. However, this article is not about how one can get enough sleep, or the practices that help you sleep better. People who see jokes in even serious situations stole the show yet again. In this article, we have compiled 12 tweets of people who joked about not being able to sleep. Take a look, it might help!
Local Insomniac Has Been Looking Forward To Collapsing Into Bed All Day, Suddenly Wired At 10 PM, More At 11
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) January 3, 2019
Me dropping my 10 yr off at her first day of school.
Me: Have fun.
Her: Bye. Where are you going?
Me: Back to sleep.
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) September 4, 2014
My grotesque sleeping schedule is a drawback on every day except New Year's Eve, when I can use my insomniac skill set to pass as a Young.
— Lauren O'Neal (@laureneoneal) January 1, 2019
Me: I'm going to sleep now!
My insomnia: That's cute, that really is.
— Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) June 4, 2015
When people see you lying down with your eyes closed they still ask "Are you sleeping?" Me: "NO I'M TRAINING TO DIE."
— Joshua. (@SkaterJoshh) April 23, 2013
2:00 AM – can't sleep
3:00 AM – can't sleep
4:00 AM – can't sleep
5:00 AM – can't sleep
5:57 AM – falls in slow motion down a dreamlike rabbit hole… the kind of sleep you only see in luxury mattress commercials
6:00 AM – ALARM
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) May 5, 2019
Insomnia: “Cat’s In The Cradle” is a catchy tune, isn’t it?
Insomnia: ?The cat’s in the cradle and the silver spoon—
Me: I hate you.
— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) October 23, 2018
Was up all night wondering if dogs get insomnia.
— ? Envy ? (@envydatropic) July 16, 2018
I can't sleep
Everything I've ever said to anyone is terrible
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) August 28, 2017
been doing one of those highly successful people habits. keeping my bed made. keeping my bed made by never going to sleep in the first place by having sleep disorder by way of highly successful anxiety
— tara shoe (@tarashoe) December 4, 2018
The best part about insomnia is it gives you more time to win every single argument you’ve ever had with someone in your head.
— Kashana (@kashanacauley) March 10, 2018
Doctor: How are his night terrors?
Me: Well…they’re called night terrors.
— dadpression (@Dadpression) August 6, 2016