10 Dumbest Jokes You Can Tell Your Friends

Do you think being funny isn’t your thing? Do you think your jokes are too smart for those you hang out with?

Well, if the answer to those questions is yes, then you’re at the right place. We present to you some of the dumbest jokes that can definitely crack your crew up, or at least they would laugh at you. Read on!


  1. I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.
  2. Did you hear about the guy who stole a calendar? He got 12 months; they say his days are numbered.
  3. There are two types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
  4. Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the barking lot!
  5. Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space.
  6. What’s the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.
  7. Working in a mirror factory is something I could totally see myself doing.
  8. A nurse told me, “Sorry for the wait!” I replied, “It’s alright; I’m patient.”
  9. I’m terrified of elevators, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
  10. Can February March? No, but April May!