Who plans for funerals? If you think nobody does, you are wrong my friend. Meet this TikToker who left people netizens in hysterics over her rules for her funeral.
The video she shared has already been viewed over 4 million times, outlining the nine rules she has for anyone that attends her funeral – and some are slightly more bizarre than others.
She stated: “Rule number one, you must show a picture of us in order to enter. It can be an old picture, a recent picture, but don’t come to my funeral acting as if you knew me for real. I don’t deal with fakes in life or death.
“Number two, I need a light glam. I need a little bit of foundation, lip gloss, and maybe a bit of mascara. Even though I am in the casket, I do not need to be casket ready.
“Number three, no hovering over my casket, I understand you grieving, but get your a** back.
Number four, bring gum for viewing my body. I know I can’t smell no more, but that grieving breath…You going to respect me in death.
“Number seven, only soul food will be served. No finger food. I’m talking about fried chicken, macaroni cheese, greens, and more. And yes, I need a plate to put in my casket.
“Number eight, an alcohol bar is required. Two drinks minimum. Get loose! If you’re looking for less than two drinks, you might as well go home.
“Number nine, crying is allowed for 20 minutes. Then you will be asked to step out and get it together. I don’t need all that sadness in the atmosphere. I know you love me, I probably love you too, but I’m gone. I’m with you in spirit now.”
The video has garnered over 850,000 likes and 9,300 comments.
One viewer said: “‘I don’t do the fakes in life or death’ TELL EM,” said another wrote: “The singing took me OUT.”
Somebody else commented: “The last one was so comforting,” and someone else put: “Saving this. These are my rules now.”