Halloween won’t be here anytime soon, but who cares when you love horror movies, right?
Even if you’re not a horror movie man, these tweets are enough to crack you up because there is this weird connection between horror and comedy. If you agree, scroll and enjoy these tweets!
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If they want to make horror movies that are realistic for millennials they shouldn't all start with somebody buying a house
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) October 13, 2018
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jamie lee curtis been eating activia DAILY since 2010 bitch michael meyers ain't stand no chance
— ???? ? (@kobychill) October 20, 2018
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White folks in horror movies be like… pic.twitter.com/jlK0m8103C
— Agave Buddy (@Lbuddy84) May 14, 2016
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scary movies need to step their game up. I’m not tryna to be just “spooked” I want to be shook so hard I permanently vibrate for the rest of my life. that’s what I want. that’s what I need. thank you
— Queen Quen (@quenblackwell) October 18, 2018
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Michael Myers would be 61 years old at this point so even if Jamie Lee Curtis doesn’t get him the arthritis will
— Luc (@ellkay_) October 21, 2018
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How Michael Meyers gets ready before his kills pic.twitter.com/8XWcvvCNtM
— zel (@denzeldion) October 28, 2018
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Ghostface: What’s your favorite scary movie?
Me: Well, I just binged the works of Amando de Ossorio. His quartet of “Blind Dead” films started the Spanish horror boom of the 70s. What they lack in characterization they make up for in mood, plus…
Ghostface: Jesus (hangs up)— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 27, 2019
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if i watch a scary movie I’m gonna need to watch every Disney movie ever made to bring me back to myself. on second thought, let’s not watch a scary movie and just watch Disney movies instead
— camila (@Camila_Cabello) October 18, 2018
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe pic.twitter.com/PoGKUFeLLw
— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) June 30, 2016