Being a parent isn’t just about feeling special but also about the responsibilities that come with the package called parenting. And among these responsibilities, there is one weird and funny responsibility i.e. Santa Claus act.
Telling children that the happy old man in red doesn’t exist is no fun, and we can’t deny that Santa Claus has been the brand ambassador of Christmas for all of us. And, this article is about the funniest tweets about parenting and Santa. Take a look!
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According to my bank account balance, my kids are on Santa's naughty list.
— Cherye (@Clanopath) December 6, 2013
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Daddy, Santa should know that I don't like Rolos but he puts them in my stocking every year.
Me: (Unwrapping a Rolo) Yeah, that's weird.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) December 27, 2015
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Next three hours will be spent furiously wrapping presents. Santa Claus is such a procrastinator.
— Heather B. Hamilton (@dooce) December 25, 2008
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I don’t ever talk on the phone but I will totally have my kids believe that I’m having an entire conversation with Santa if it means they’re going to stop acting like freaking jerks.
— Scary Mommy (@ScaryMommy) November 20, 2018
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My son filled his Xmas list with toys that don’t exist, looked me in the eyes & said “Santa can make it.”
Game on.
— Unfiltered Mama ??? (@UnfilteredMama) November 21, 2018
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MY SON: "Daddy, is Santa Claus God?"
ME: "No baby, Beyoncé is."
— Frank Lowe (@GayAtHomeDad) December 7, 2014
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A cute thing I tell my kids when we see a dead deer on the side of the road is, "Looks like Santa lost his temper again."
— Abe Yospe (@Cheeseboy22) July 19, 2014
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My son’s letter to Santa could more accurately be described as a list of demands.
— Unfiltered Mama ??? (@UnfilteredMama) November 16, 2018
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4-year-old: Is Santa real?
Me: No.
4: The Easter bunny?
Me: No.
4: Spider-Man?
Me: You better hope Spider-Man didn’t hear that.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2014
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This morning, 11 yo son told me "That Santa at the mall isn't the REAL Santa." He sounded so wise and cool!
— Andy Richter@actualandyrichter.bsky.social (@AndyRichter) November 21, 2011
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The lies started when I told my kids that Santa's real and now I can't stop. They think mommy makes dinosaur chicken nuggets from scratch.
— MyQuestionableLife (@2questionable) December 7, 2016