When we call life unfair, it’s definitely humorless because jokes make up for whatever bothers us in our life, just like how we polish up our physical appearance using makeup. And what could be better than marrying both by making jokes about makeup? Well, this is what some of the witty people on Twitter did. In this article, we are sharing some of the latest funny tweets about makeup. Take a look and share a laugh with your friends!
1.
My daughter calls deodorant “armpit makeup”. You’re welcome.
— Stephen Amell (@StephenAmell) May 29, 2018
2.
people who shave their eyebrows fear neither devil nor god
— manly bunny (@manlybunn) May 27, 2018
3.
Before contouring VS After contouring pic.twitter.com/ai53zuhuaM
— Four-eyed Edo Boy™ (@Alex_Houseof308) May 19, 2018
4.
I can turn into an exotic animal whenever I want by wearing mascara and having a good cry.
— ThisOneSays (@ThisOneSayz) December 29, 2016
5.
Calm down, shampoo commercial. I need my hair clean, not strong enough to escape a witch’s tower imprisonment.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) May 17, 2018
6.
Applying foundation with a beauty blender is such a good arm workout
— Ricky Dillon (@RickyPDillon) March 25, 2018
7.
Riddle me this, Batman.
Us ladies watch a YouTube tutorial and learn crazy makeup skills within 20 minutes.
Boys watch like 9 years worth of porn and still don’t understand where the gspot is.
— who cares (@DianaG2772) May 24, 2018
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"you wear too much makeup" "ur lashes are too long" "contour is too strong" "eyebrows too dark" "highlight 2 bright" pic.twitter.com/NQkn3jvMM9
— daryl (@baeryl) November 16, 2015
9.
when foundation is £35 I can't afford for people to cancel plans
— Sophie Thompson (@sophxthompson) August 9, 2015
10.
me w/ scars,acne, oil: cleanser, toner, gel, moisturizer, topical cream
person w/ smooth clear skin: i use water sometimes soap pic.twitter.com/8KYumMwPNd— zionists eat shit (@AK1NNA) April 4, 2017
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the first person to exfoliate their face had 2 have done it accidentally right, like tripped and face planted in the sand- wow feels smooth!
— pw (@petewentz) September 13, 2017
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when ur reading a skincare thread and step 1.) is "don't get stressed" pic.twitter.com/UCJHTOhv0a
— jes (@Jessicaacutie) September 18, 2017