So, the title says “12 Funny Tweets About Laziness,” and you lazy a$$** got all excited. It’s pretty obvious that if we had shared just 10 tweets out of laziness, you wouldn’t have liked that. However, to save your efforts on being mad at us, we are sharing the all-crazy a** tweets about lazy people like you.
Enjoy, and don’t be too lazy to read all of them!
I don't get racism.
Are you SO lazy, you can't take one moment to get to know a person and hate them for who they are AS AN INDIVIDUAL?
— maura quint (@behindyourback) July 12, 2010
Lazy Rule: If you spill water. It will eventually dry.
— craig (@delpouj) January 18, 2014
You are never truly alone if you are too lazy to unsubscribe. pic.twitter.com/n85ABhUfhO
— Peter Schultz (@pete_schultz) February 14, 2015
Humans are so lazy we are 70% sure that robots are going to kill us all but we keep making them because chores suck.
— Mark Agee (@MarkAgee) May 30, 2015
Sometimes I think I'm not lazy, but then I remember I consider putting on high-top sneakers too much work most of the time.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) May 24, 2016
Ever have sex that's so lazy, neither one of you is on top?
— Megan (@meganshpettit) August 22, 2011
I'm so lazy that even if I had one of those bunk beds which has a desk underneath I would still probably moan about the commute
— Matt Lucas (@RealMattLucas) July 20, 2016
I downloaded some apps on my lazy roommate's phone. pic.twitter.com/idNDwAdNZ3
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) June 28, 2014
Autocorrect on my phone has made me so lazy. I type “hrkkp” and get pissed off that it doesn’t get changed to “hello”
— Gloria Fallon (@GloriaFallon123) June 29, 2014
— Eireann Dolan (@EireannDolan) January 24, 2014
When you're too lazy to say two words pic.twitter.com/6EoLX8ifAM
— lisa goodwin (@LisaGoodwin1) February 15, 2015
Somebody wrote "wash me" on my car. I'm so lazy, I just wrote "no" under it.
— Patrick McLellan (@pmclellan) February 28, 2012