Breakups are painful because of all the emotions involved. Of course, it takes a great deal of time to move on when two love birds part ways. However, if you’re somebody who knows how to take charge of your emotions and can laugh at yourself, then you’re not only an inspiration but also a great source of content like these people who blessed the internet with these funny tweets about breakups.
seeing your ex on a dating app is like launching yourself off a skyscraper but getting flayed by a helicopter rotor before you hit the ground
— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) April 18, 2018
You know what helped me feel better after my breakup? That I wasn't dating him anymore.
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) June 12, 2015
the stages of a breakup:
4. taking pictures of everything you do to make sure people know you're having fun
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) October 5, 2015
Text him again. He probably just forgot that he's in love with you.
— moody monday (@mdob11) March 17, 2014
99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer
You take one down
You drink the whole thing
Take another one down
You drunk text your ex
— Brandon Calvillo (@BJCalvillo) April 27, 2017
that moment of truth when you log in to see if your ex changed the HBO Go password yet pic.twitter.com/JCLBEGAQFz
— Kristin Harris (@KristinHarris) July 29, 2017
*casually texts 'why do you deny heaven' to all my exes*
— tracy aka Bhad Bhonnet (@brokeymcpoverty) April 24, 2016
This is by an ex who dumped me pic.twitter.com/jew6OLE3Qx
— Dec The Halls ? (@Tweet_Dec) November 3, 2017
Sometimes relationships don't work out because of timing, but most of the time it's because someone is an asshole.
— caprice crane (@capricecrane) October 17, 2011
"People say there are plenty o' fish in the sea. Yea well I got my eye on that one specific emotionally distant salmon w/ commitment issues"
— Julia Ling (@julialing) August 27, 2016
God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom not to text my ex.
— pretty and rude (@themeredith) August 16, 2018
I tried to swipe a crumb off my phone and accidentally liked all 240 pictures of my ex girlfriend’s trip to Maui with Roger
— vineyille (@vineyille) March 6, 2016