Valentine’s day is around the corner, and you can keep reading even if you don’t have a date because it’s not just about having someone by your side. You can be somebody who’s gulping down a bottle of wine in bed while you binge-watch.
No matter how lonely it might sound, don’t let consumerism and the importance of having a date on Valentine’s Day crush your spirits. In this article, you’ll meet more people like you, who are single, happy and funny. Take a look at these tweets and share your views in the comment section!
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Save money this Valentine's Day by being unlovable
— Sorrow-scopes (@Sorrowscopes) February 12, 2020
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5-year-old: *makes a Valentine's Day card*
Me: Who's it for?
5: Me. I like me the most.
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 5, 2020
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In case any of you wanted to know what I’d like for Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/IAWXK16kjs
— Via (@vintagescrm) February 6, 2020
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[in bed]
WIFE: do that thing I like
ME: *goes and sleeps on the couch*— rob elliott (@rockymomax) September 29, 2016
5.
If men wrote candy hearts:
– hey
– what r u up to?
– K
– lol
– *silence*— Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) February 14, 2018
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some say love is a river, me i say things that make sense
— wolf pupy (@wolfpupy) June 3, 2015
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Relationships are mostly you apologizing for saying something hilarious
— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) November 14, 2012
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"Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?"
Me: Yes… February 14th— Zachary (@zacharywhyde) January 28, 2018
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Person: "You have any plans for Valentine's day?"
Me: pic.twitter.com/zpNUyrav9A
— Jack (@J4CKMULL) January 24, 2018