Calling somebody poor in a flat tone is insulting, even if the receiver knows that it’s true.
The bottom line is money matters. Whatever the case may be, you can never opt to stay poor. Not because somebody would come and belittle you, but to lead a life where you can keep yourself from worrying about survival.
However, we are here to entertain you no matter how serious a topic may seem. Check these hilarious tweets about money that are absolutely relatable!
1.
mugger: gimme your money
me: don't have any
mugger: debit card
me: *crying* my account's empty
mugger: *nervously* shh
me: *sobbing* i barely afford my mortgage
mugger: well—
me: my 3 boys eat me outta house and home
mugger: three boys?! shit lady lemme spot you some cash
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) February 19, 2019
2.
I have successfully hidden money from myself in my wallet so I wouldn’t spend it. I’m available for financial counseling.
— Darlin’ Darla (@Darlainky) January 29, 2019
3.
I'm at my most fake news when I tell my husband how much money I spent shopping.
— Darla (@ddsmidt) January 21, 2017
4.
Me: I’m going to take you out and spend a bunch of money on you.
Kid: Yay!!!
Me: *takes kid to orthodontist*
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) December 13, 2018
5.
Me: You know, one nice thing about being snowed in all weekend is we haven't had to spend any money.
Wife: (clicking add to cart) So nice.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 6, 2018
6.
adults really drilled “stop, drop & roll” into our heads but didn’t teach us how to balance a check book. i have never ONCE been on fire and i’ve been in debt for years. riddle me that
— Sativa Plath (@CAlien__) May 30, 2018
7.
I would like to think money won’t change me, but I found $5 in the pocket of my spring coat and immediately bought name brand aluminum foil.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) April 2, 2019
8.
if money doesn't grow on trees please explain the price of avocados
— minkitypinkity ?? (@minkpinkustink) February 23, 2019
9.
I’m more than willing to test out that whole “money can’t buy happiness” thing.
— Stacey (@skittle624) January 4, 2019
10.
would love for one second of my adult life to feel as amped as i did as a child knowing i had five bucks to spend at scholastic book fair
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) February 2, 2019